Say hello to the Birthday Boy! Yep, that's right today my HH is turning ____ years old. Is it appropriate to discuss an ancient mans age? Just kidding he isn't that old, however I feel that as his wife it is my duty to harass him whenever I feel it to be necessary. I will give you a hint on his age; Trafton can no longer have a golden birthday. Horrible, Tragic, Deviating Really...No more golden birthday...Now some of you are thinking what the holy heck is a golden birthday? Well let me explain, when the date of your birthday matches your age. It is your golden birthday. An example is you will turn 28 on June 28th. Golden Birthday. And on your golden birthday you will receive an extravagant present. Not just an average birthday gift, but something over the top, beyond your expectations, I mean big people! Trafton's golden birthday has already passed, but for those for you who are out there that still have an opportunity to cash in on your golden birthday its time to spread the word. Tell your family, friends, co-workers, local crossing guards, USDA door greeters, everyone you can think of its your golden birthday man!
Happy Birthday HH!
Sincerely,
Farming Fabulously
My goodness, how many times did I mention golden birthday?
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