PREGNANCY Q & A & More!

PREGNANCY Q & A & more!

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q : My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy. ;

Q : Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q : Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

Sincerely,
Farming Fabulously

The farmstead is getting ready to embark on a magnificent journey. A journey by trial and error, yet never the less a journey. This however, will definitely be an adventure of educational value.

We are going to begin painting the nursery this weekend. After hours of debate, we concluded that we needed to begin painting on the "Holiest Of Weekends" (a gathering of the farmstead klan in a 182 square foot room, attempting to create a colliage; we may need all of the help from above that we can get). So yes, this Easter weekend, we will be painting the nursery. So prepare yourselves for numerous updated ramblings for the next few days.

HH and I just came back from the paint store, we have approximately 14 different and unique shades of paint. We will be using these to embellish many free-lance features that will make our Baby Boy's Room Absolutely PERFECT!

Or we will be at the paint store again next week, beginning on a brand new canvas. Lets hope for the best.....