Our lovely neighbor periodically stops by on occasion to make sure everything is going A-Ok with the farmstead and with our little munchkin. She asks about how the pregnancy is going, if I have "dropped" yet, or have I started to feel any Braxton Hicks?
My response has unfortunately been extremely repetitious, No!
She then attempts to lighten my spirits by claiming that "You can't be pregnant forever, it shall surpass in time". But instead this began a whirlwind of climatic thoughts in my brain, could I be pregnant forever?
Right now you are thinking to yourself, "FF you have finally lost your marbles, this pregnancy has really gone to your head", true. But if you sit back and really think about it, you wouldn't ever hear stories about "ever lasting pregnancy" on the T.V., because people would no longer reproduce. It was scare the hebegebe's out of couples.
Imagine, if the media were to spread the harsh reality of these poor hormonal mothers, the human race as we know it would be nonexistent. Now I do believe that this is a rare occurrence, but an occurrence non the less.
It is time for mislead mommy's like me to stand up and speak the truth! Pregnancy can indeed last forever!
Have any of you got to this pregnancy stage, where you began having delusional misconceptions?
All jokes aside, I would do it again in a heart beat if I would ever get to meet my Little Farmer Boy!
Sincerely,
Farming Fabulously
Program Note: Can you tell that I am 40 weeks, 4 days, 6 hours and 25 minutes and 31 seconds over my due date? I'm just say'n!
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