Friday, November 20, 2009

Farming Fabulously Is Famous!




Now an opportunity like this one only presents itself once in a life time. Some may refer to it as your "Fifteen Minutes Of Fame", while others simply call it pure luck. You see, there was a heated forum at a local college last Friday and I was able to successful pass all proper background clearance inorder to attend. There were two flourishing gentleman of power, that spoke on behalf of the Stars And Strips, and a collaborated group of individuals that were able to ask questions pertaining to certain hot agricultural related topics.

Now at a debate such as this, each person has a purpose for attending, you may have: Door Greeters, Hot Heads Asking Questions, Camera Crew, Pamphlet Passer Outers, Group Organizers, and even as far as H2O Fillers. I had the esteemed duty of "Innocent Looking Preggo Who Would Take Up Space In The Front Row". Now this is not a job for just anybody, you have to have "The Look", slight head tilt, mild grin, occasional nod of the head, you can just refer to it as The Triple F Glow (Farming Fabulously Is Now Famous Glow).

I wouldn't normally have you all stoop to this level but (scroll back up and look at the very first picture), look very closely between the legs of our U.S. Representative (the man wearing the white shirt), can you see the black and white mid-quarter length ensemble that I was wearing right below him. If you peer even closer, you can see the baby bump. Can you believe how famous I am?

Picture is courtesy of Sedalia Democrat!

Sincerely,
Farming Fabulously

Program Note: High Falut'n Officials have already contacted me in regards to a second repeat appearance, however I informed them that I am due Friday and could not honestly make any prior engagements at this time. They told me, that I would no longer be needed!



Here is another side profile at a better angle! You just can't get much more famous then this!

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